metaknighty:

imagine if all the spiders in the world became tiny horses.

How long are you gonna stay with me? Forever.

mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*

aarlert:

inspired by this comic here!

for jearmin week day 3: dishonesty! jean please control yourself

morrissarty:

bellatrixissexy:

Why does France have so many revolutions?

i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’

owlturdcomix:

I MADE A COMIC ABOUT IT.

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lyricallyicarus:

ironicstrifes:

humanstuck of the first ship that i went overboard with headcanons after lyricallyicarus said it was their otp _(:’3 」∠)_

they had to learn how to waltz for their first dance at their wedding, but what happened was kankri aka ‘the sufferer’ (nickname given to him by his pal mituna who thought it would describe his married life when in actuality he’s never been happier than he is with her) messed it up so bad he wasn’t able to learn it before the ceremony. now to make it up to her, they go out dancing at least once a month and leaves the little k’s and nepeta with meulin jr. and her friend to babysit.  he never knows what to wear (and he can hear his mom is rolling in her grave thinking about that tacky ill-fitted suit) but he does know that his ‘little disciple’ (he’s been calling her that since high school when she’d hide around corners too shy to talk to him) always looks absolutely gorgeous. on their next anniversary he’s going to go get fitted for a new outfit before going to the swankiest dance house in arizona.

i love humanstuck ;v;

I LOVE THIS YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

piss-blood:

some more homestuck gems

fantanoice:

zferolie:

ash you fucking idiot

favourite fucking line

One of the things my sociology teacher said that stuck with me

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

"They use celebrities and sports to distract you from the real problems." 

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berikyuu:

fuking-homestuck:

j-z-millier:

louxisalhama:

spaceisforlovers:

jethroq:

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

polish person trying to get themself noticed

portuguese person trying to hush other people

Chinese person trying to do calculations

swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation

A Japanese person trying to end a phone conversation

subtlewordsyouspoke:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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Uh almost august

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