pimptier:

who the fuck do i even have added on skypeimage?????????????????????????????????????????

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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dannielle:

arkilliandragon:

ecmajor:

architectureofdoom:

A climbing plant peels off a brick building, in an effect reminiscent of a snake shedding a layer of skin

holy shit, i have never seen this happen before. Whoah

I love that the bricks underneath were perfectly clean

this is literally our earth rn

pkmnprofessorgarrett:

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

themselfff:

I WANT MORE MUPPETS ON MY DASH

hodge-podgery:

cuntravoid:

malformalady:

An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands

are you stupid thats a unicorn

oh what I have to draw this

I love this unicorn

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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historia-reisss:

Why is everyone so hot.

otakuwithbrooklynrage:

colorfulrussianfireworks:

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HOLY SHIT THERE IS A BOOK ABOUT ME 
ROSE ARE YOU SEEING THIS

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I….
DAVE ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

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WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO SEE IF SENPAI WILL NOTICE THIS GIRL 

I just noticed that it’s the same person

kayla-bird:

itsvondell:

there are certain characters/families in the Harry Potter canon that are described as having fair or pale skin, the Potter line isn’t one of them. Harry and James both have canonically jet-black untidy hair but no canon ethnicity. Harry has “great skin”.

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